Rich_Winsor 200 Posted January 6 In an effort to expedite the process of getting answers I have compiled a list of the probable responses you will get when you post a question on this forum. I apologize in advance for any slights or omissions whether they be perceived or actual and for any trampled toes or ruffled feathers. @solver– Eric will direct you to the correct forum and ask you to create or update your signature. @Chopsaw – Chop will race solver to see who can be the first responder. @Joe_Carrick – Joe will say that what you want can be done with a macro and offer to sell you one. @GerryT – Gerry will say that Chief’s macro capabilities are too limited and not worth working with. @DRAWZILLA – Perry will say that he would do it the way Scott does it. @dshall – Scott says that he does it Perry’s way. @Renerabbitt – Rene will say your image is garbage and offer to do it right for a price. @MarkMc – Mark will say that you should have used a cabinet. @glennw – Glenn will say he’s not exactly sure of what you are asking but thinks that Chief can do it and offer an example. @Richard_Morrison – Richard will tell you what you propose is probably illegal and your contract isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on. @DavidJPotter – DJP will tell you that Chief is just a tool and you need to learn how to use it. @Gawdzira – Alan will say “meh” and go back to tattooing his dog. @Kbird1 – Mick will list the links to pertinent KB articles. @HumbleChief – Larry will say he feels your pain. He’s been using Chief for 20 years and still doesn’t get it. @Dermot – Dermot will tell you the program is working as it should and if you disagree you should submit a new feature request. @Alaskan_Son – Michael will tell you that 90% of the info given out on this forum is BS and recommend that you educate yourself or better yet pay him to educate you. So there you have it. All that’s left to say is if you really need help…POST THE PLAN 11 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dshall 1511 Posted January 6 Rich Winsor, almost as funny as Alan L. thanks, good laugh in the AM. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumbleChief 481 Posted January 6 I still don't get it... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe_Carrick 2362 Posted January 6 3 hours ago, Rich_Winsor said: In an effort to expedite the process of getting answers I have compiled a list of the probable responses you will get when you post a question on this forum. I apologize in advance for any slights or omissions whether they be perceived or actual and for any trampled toes or ruffled feathers. @solver– Eric will direct you to the correct forum and ask you to create or update your signature. @Chopsaw – Chop will race solver to see who can be the first responder. @Joe_Carrick – Joe will say that what you want can be done with a macro and offer to sell you one. @GerryT – Gerry will say that Chief’s macro capabilities are too limited and not worth working with. @DRAWZILLA – Perry will say that he would do it the way Scott does it. @dshall – Scott says that he does it Perry’s way. @Renerabbitt – Rene will say your image is garbage and offer to do it right for a price. @MarkMc – Mark will say that you should have used a cabinet. @glennw – Glenn will say he’s not exactly sure of what you are asking but thinks that Chief can do it and offer an example. @Richard_Morrison – Richard will tell you what you propose is probably illegal and your contract isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on. @DavidJPotter – DJP will tell you that Chief is just a tool and you need to learn how to use it. @Gawdzira – Alan will say “meh” and go back to tattooing his dog. @Kbird1 – Mick will list the links to pertinent KB articles. @HumbleChief – Larry will say he feels your pain. He’s been using Chief for 20 years and still doesn’t get it. @Dermot – Dermot will tell you the program is working as it should and if you disagree you should submit a new feature request. @Alaskan_Son – Michael will tell you that 90% of the info given out on this forum is BS and recommend that you educate yourself or better yet pay him to educate you. So there you have it. All that’s left to say is if you really need help…POST THE PLAN Rich will tell you that the Roswell crash was a "Weather Balloon" and our technology is a figment of our imagination. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
basketballman 33 Posted January 6 3 hours ago, Rich_Winsor said: In an effort to expedite the process of getting answers I have compiled a list of the probable responses you will get when you post a question on this forum. I apologize in advance for any slights or omissions whether they be perceived or actual and for any trampled toes or ruffled feathers. @solver– Eric will direct you to the correct forum and ask you to create or update your signature. @Chopsaw – Chop will race solver to see who can be the first responder. @Joe_Carrick – Joe will say that what you want can be done with a macro and offer to sell you one. @GerryT – Gerry will say that Chief’s macro capabilities are too limited and not worth working with. @DRAWZILLA – Perry will say that he would do it the way Scott does it. @dshall – Scott says that he does it Perry’s way. @Renerabbitt – Rene will say your image is garbage and offer to do it right for a price. @MarkMc – Mark will say that you should have used a cabinet. @glennw – Glenn will say he’s not exactly sure of what you are asking but thinks that Chief can do it and offer an example. @Richard_Morrison – Richard will tell you what you propose is probably illegal and your contract isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on. @DavidJPotter – DJP will tell you that Chief is just a tool and you need to learn how to use it. @Gawdzira – Alan will say “meh” and go back to tattooing his dog. @Kbird1 – Mick will list the links to pertinent KB articles. @HumbleChief – Larry will say he feels your pain. He’s been using Chief for 20 years and still doesn’t get it. @Dermot – Dermot will tell you the program is working as it should and if you disagree you should submit a new feature request. @Alaskan_Son – Michael will tell you that 90% of the info given out on this forum is BS and recommend that you educate yourself or better yet pay him to educate you. So there you have it. All that’s left to say is if you really need help…POST THE PLAN Ha, ha ha You have def. spent a bit of time in this chatroom .. A few may be silently seething, but you nailed it .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRAWZILLA 784 Posted January 6 Rich is actually an Alien, Scott is that right, I'm not sure. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dshall 1511 Posted January 6 44 minutes ago, DRAWZILLA said: Rich is actually an Alien, Scott is that right, I'm not sure. I think Perry is right, I usually do it Perry's way. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renerabbitt 729 Posted January 6 Brilliant, this post just reminded me of like 5 of my favorite @dshall vids. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DianneDSC 25 Posted January 6 @Rich_Winsor This post made me laugh!! Love the follow up comments as well. Such as nice change from posts about not knowing how to do something or Chief not doing something. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ridge_Runner 130 Posted January 6 @Rich_WinsorThanks for a good laugh, Rich! Very much needed, especially today! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe_Carrick 2362 Posted January 6 May either the FORCE or the FARCE be with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alaskan_Son 2524 Posted January 7 Pretty sure I’m offended, but good stuff nonetheless. You’ve obviously done your research 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CharlesVolz 85 Posted January 7 @Rich_Winsor Toooooo Funny! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich_Winsor 200 Posted January 8 Holy cow! When I was pecking this out at 3AM I was starting to have reservations. Would it be taken in the right way? What if I go to all this length to produce a list and nobody responds? I'm going to feel pretty foolish. I guess I shouldn't have been worried. Thanks for all the positive support. I hope it brought a little levity into your day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glennw 1024 Posted January 8 @Rich_Winsor - Rich will always use a carriage return when it is not required! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe_Carrick 2362 Posted January 8 3 hours ago, Rich_Winsor said: I hope it brought a little levity into your day. Rich, Are you beaming up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ridge_Runner 130 Posted January 8 9 hours ago, Joe_Carrick said: Rich, Are you beaming up? @Joe_CarrickIs Yoda going with him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich_Winsor 200 Posted January 9 19 hours ago, glennw said: @Rich_Winsor - Rich will always use a carriage return when it is not required! Although it pained me greatly, in this case I eschewed my usual use of carriage returns for the sake of clarity. Plus I wanted to make sure Michael could read it on his cell phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rich_Winsor 200 Posted January 9 18 hours ago, Joe_Carrick said: Rich, Are you beaming up? Me and Valiant Thor are taking an intergalactic Uber ride to the Mos Eisley cantina to catch the band. See you there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites